A method of sexual pleasure through obscure and unique pre-tenses. When one person will projectile vomit into another’s rectum only to have the cooperator projectile defecate into the others’ face. This allows one person to snort the defecation through their noses as they continue to ejaculate into the cooperator’s eyes.
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A literal piece of shit who likes to sing minecraft covers and is probably in love with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He can make your ears bleed by just joining the discord call. Literal nightmare...also he's gay
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Get the Keegan mug.A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.
Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!
by neaonbhb April 30, 2011
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