KEEP IT REAL

a phrase used by celebrities who have run away from real life to be adored in a world of make belive to stop the general public from beating them senseless as soon as they walk in to a local pub

celeb: yeah i like to keep it real
you: is that why you live in L.A. and London, drive a convertible and wear shades indoors, have an obscene amount of money and sleep with models whilst snorting cocaine, yet contrive to find time to go and see your 'old mates' in the slum you escaped from in which they are still living?

by saint_george August 8, 2003

keep scrolling

A term used to tell someone to move on.

Specifically used on social media platforms and forums to let someone know you would like them to move on and keep scrolling past your status update.

To ask someone to 'keep scrolling' generally means you have no time for their opinion, comments or existence.

'Keep scrolling' is not restricted to the world of social media and can be applied to real life situations where you've got no time.

Status update: Favourite movies? Go.

Comment: Twilight

Response to comment: keep scrolling <insert friend name>

by Tamazz October 28, 2013

Keep your pants on

Stop flipin out.

After being punked, I told him to keep his pants on

by Stephen Carboni April 20, 2004

Keep Safe

Take care, with great affection and deep mean

keep safe on your vacation

by zerwell October 27, 2011

keep the greasy side down

An action; as in travel safe or keep your vehicle on its tires. Keep the underside of your vehicle to the ground...keep the greasy side down! The undercarriage of older vehicles especially, could be found unusually greasy and full of oil. In instances where there may be an oil leak on your vehicle or the exhaust was excreting oil.

You're heading out on your road trip to Yellowstone Park? Well then, keep the greasy side down!

by AB in MT February 18, 2010

Keep pratce

The term 'Ill Keep Pratce' is slang for 'I'll Keep Practicing'. The phrase was first coined by SomethingAwful.com's Dr. David Thorpe in 2002 in a sort story published in somethingawful's forums (later to be published on the main site). The phrase is in relation to a special needs kid who used to try to breakdance and fail dismally. in Thorpe's yearbook, the kid wrote 'ill keep pratce'.

i fell off the skateboard, but ill keep pratce.

by Will Butler December 12, 2008

Keep Playing Pussy

Behaving in a irresponsible manner which results in you suffering some type of misfortune.

Your fucking with the wrong dude keep playing pussy and you will get fucked.

by slumdog1000 January 2, 2010