Kiwi

A term used to describe a desirable female. One that is curvy and usually has a sizable behind.

Damn! She BEEN eating Kiwi huh? She really walking round here will all dat ass!

by YaBoyMoses June 23, 2020

Kiwi

Kiwi- a song written by Harry styles which is an abbreviation for Kendal I wasn’t interested

Kiwi- Kendal I wasn’t interested (and never will be)

by Harry tomlinstyle October 11, 2020

kiwi

A kiwi is a person who is beautiful on the inside but insecure about the outside, some ppl love the outside as much as the inside amd some ppl sadly dont

'she shouldn't be so insecure, she acts like a kiwi'

by kiwi heree August 5, 2021

the kiwi line

a line of being near cancelled

named after the infamous KiwiJoe

person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad

person 2: you're walking the kiwi line

by waffelix May 4, 2023

kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023

Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021