captain kirk 

verb - The act of pushing toilet paper up you hole and twisting it around to make sure you are extra clean up there because much like the legendary star trek commander you are boldly going where no mans gone before in order to circle Uranus in search of Klingons!

I was sure she was going to toss my salad so I Captain Kirked real good

captain kirk by Johnny DeWadd Watkins December 11, 2008

Captain Kirk 

Masturbate.

Rhyming slang: jerk (off)

Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.

Captain Kirk by Masked Avenger Dude June 20, 2010

Krusty Kirk 

Tossing a day old salad.

Yesterday, Mark sharted, and now he wants a Krusty Kirk.

Krusty Kirk by Josh April 18, 2005

James Kirk 

A reference to a supreme airsoft player that will own anyone. He is a Genius.
When you are refered to as a Kirk or Cap'n you are reciving the best compliment ever.

You shot him in the eye way to be Kirk.
You passed with a A++ wtf Kirk.
Damn Kirk your mad fly.
Shit Cap'n you aced that homobutt in Airsoft today.

James Kirk by I <3 you! November 10, 2004

captain kirk 

the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina and 2 fingers into the anus. also known as the spock or 2 in the pink 2 in the stink.

let me introduce you to captain kirk

captain kirk by r. o'conner November 30, 2007

maddie kirk 

that's my name and basically, i'm the best person you will ever meet.

'dude, my name's maddie kirk and i'm amazing.'

maddie kirk by bieber's_girlfriend August 19, 2011

Sara Elaine Kirk 

A stunning girl who is truly amazing, she puts up with a twin (who happens to be the most annoying and horrid person to her)! She has a lovely older sister! She is such a caring girl, (and also very damn sexy... from a male's point of view...or a lesbian's)

e.g. "Is that a Sara Elaine Kirk?"
-"yeah dude, amazing isn't she?"
"I think I'm in love"

Sara Elaine Kirk by keryskatyru July 31, 2012