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Jebus

What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.
"Did you see that outfit? Jebus!"
by Pseudi_Q October 8, 2009
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Jebus

WARNING: This is not a real definition, this is a joke made by me and some friends, which you can take on if you wish

Jebus is Jesus's secret brother, but was exiled to limbo and forgoten, this was because he was always getting high. The thing that really got him was that Jebus refused to use the natural weed which God planted on Earth, no Jebus insisted on using his own special brand of weed which he created himself using the clouds, so Limbo has now be come mainly fields of weed.

Heres some Jebus, Jesus and anti-Christ Facts
Jesus: Father - God, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Good
Jebus: Father - God & Satan, Mother - Mary The Normal
Anti-Christ: Father Satan, Mother - Mary. The Perfect Evil

So in fact all 3 of them are brothers, all with the same mother, and only 2 father between them, this is the reason that Jebus started getting high, because God would ignore him cause he was not his perfect good son and satan because he was not his perfect evil son.

A Church of the 3 Sons is curently being set up and you will be informed when it is finised being created
Me: When I Die I'm going to Limbo and getting High with Jebus :D
by Church of the 3 Sons September 19, 2008
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Jousting

when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her
Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice
by knaitlyn October 18, 2008
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Jebus

Holy shit, it's not Jesus, it's Jebus
by Garry Stewart July 17, 2006
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cock jousting

A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!
Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
by Derek WWWAAAKKK August 3, 2007
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no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.
Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.
by stiff prude November 12, 2008
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Jebus

A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.
If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
by The word of jesus October 7, 2009
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