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Jennifer Blowpez 

Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.
Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.
Jennifer Blowpez by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020
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Jennifer's Body 

A movie starring Megan Fox.
Bill: Hey, let's go watch Jennifer's body

Jennifer: YES!
Jennifer's Body by ghks1117 September 27, 2009

Jennifer Harrison 

A beautiful girl from Toronto that tends to attract everyone's attention. She has her choice of jobs, men, and a path in life.
Man, that girl has it going! Her boyfriend is hot, hung, and rich. and she's smart! She's a jennifer harrison

Jennifer Wilbanks 

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other
At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks
Jennifer Wilbanks by Mike May 5, 2005

jennifer holland 

Super hot blonde chick in zombie strippers and american pie 7
"Dude i watched american pie last night and there was this smoking hot chick i think her name is Jennifer Holland"
jennifer holland by jkcars December 16, 2011

jennifer may 

Jennifer is a young woman who roams the earth with much pride to her name. She is rich in beauty with long locks of golden hair. She cherishes in the sunlight and adores her hair and sweet milk and honey skin. She has an Ora of a goddess and is very tender and loving. When the rains come, she becomes a different person; eyes turn a deep emerald green and she covers herself in misery. She's a fair maiden. Those who will come to love her will love her very deeply from her warm heart and ravishing beauty. She is sweet and kind. When someone shall break her heart, she will never forget the pain. Men fall at her feet as she walks and only one man could break her heart. When this time comes, she will forever have deep green eyes full of misery and loss. She's a fragile girl with her luscious locks of blonde hair and her name to fit her perfectly; Jennifer May. She stands in gods white light and can make anyone lust for her sweet love. Jennifer is a heavenly angel and anyone who pushes her around or insults her pride shall be in gloom. When she loves someone she shows it and treats them with so much care and her love can make any man cry tears of joy. Be thankful to know a Jennifer May; you never know when you might loose her and her magnetic Ora of love and beauty she gives.
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jennifer may by Carlpediemos September 29, 2013

Jennifer Nicole 

Most likely the best name to have...ever.
If you haven't been blessed with this name, its ok. You'll get over it.

Fun and outgoing, this person is highly intelligent. She likes meeting new people and smiles a lot, she would never just turn on people. A very good friend and someone you can trust.
Jennifer Nicole is the embodiment of awesome.