A MOTHERFUCKING FAKE ASS PERSON. If you are named Jacob I am so dearly sorry for you, storytime I think yes. There was this one dick named Jacob who treated me like crap but covered his tracks up pretty damn well. I know what you’re thinking “damn this hoe is being that extra putting his name on Urban Dictionary” well yes I am that motherfucking extra and petty so fuck off. Anyway he was nice in the beginning but his true fucking colors showed after a good 2 months of “talking”. HE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVERY HAPPENED TO ME AND HE CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH AND SUCK A DICK :)
by chuckhoesintosun June 26, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. Biggest fuckboy In school. Doesn't care about girls feelings and uses them for sex and money. Gets blowjobs under bridges and fucks girls in woods. Has herpes. Republican. Worships shrek. Every girl needs to stay away from a Jacob. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM.
Girl 1: Omg you see that boy Jacob?? he's so hot
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy
Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy
Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful
by spaghetti o's June 26, 2016
Get the Jacobmug. A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it
by Dufbut667 January 13, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a vary annoying guy that always has his man friend around. And you may have the urge to throw something at jacob
by Sapphire30177 March 8, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by Whoops_1122332 May 29, 2019
Get the jacobmug. by Very_Gay June 11, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by KevinoLeDepression May 7, 2018
Get the Jacobmug.