Jacob

A MOTHERFUCKING FAKE ASS PERSON. If you are named Jacob I am so dearly sorry for you, storytime I think yes. There was this one dick named Jacob who treated me like crap but covered his tracks up pretty damn well. I know what you’re thinking “damn this hoe is being that extra putting his name on Urban Dictionary” well yes I am that motherfucking extra and petty so fuck off. Anyway he was nice in the beginning but his true fucking colors showed after a good 2 months of “talking”. HE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVERY HAPPENED TO ME AND HE CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH AND SUCK A DICK :)

JACOB IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE :)) end of conversation.

by chuckhoesintosun June 26, 2018

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Biggest fuckboy In school. Doesn't care about girls feelings and uses them for sex and money. Gets blowjobs under bridges and fucks girls in woods. Has herpes. Republican. Worships shrek. Every girl needs to stay away from a Jacob. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM.

Girl 1: Omg you see that boy Jacob?? he's so hot
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy

Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful

by spaghetti o's June 26, 2016

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A best at fortnite and they do the do b

Me: yo have a 1v1 with me Jacob

Jacob: ok
(Jacob wins)

by Jacob the fortnite gamer October 16, 2019

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another word for ‘hot’ and ‘dick’

omg jacob is so hot but hes a dick

by ilikeass77 June 05, 2020

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Someone you considered a friend until they attempted to get with your drunk girlfriend. They will always deny it, but they were about 5 minutes from catching a case.

Jacob, you may be seated, the court is now in session

by Bocaj OldDark June 14, 2018

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