A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better
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During the great war with the son of the Sun, Joseph commanded his troupes to slaughter all the males who defied him and therefore captured all the women. But he was rejected by many of these women but not all. Even those women who rejected him always felt he was a Great man. A God of sorts!
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The non-biological father of Jesus Christ. Also the patron saint of carpenters. Usually boys named this are expected to do great things or be involved in huge events.
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Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase
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May God Give Increase male Portuguese
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Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic
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From the Name Joseph male Spanish
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May God Give Increase male Spanish
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Raised; Who Pardons
JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put
JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase
Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese
Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic
Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish
Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish
Jose
Raised; Who Pardons
JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put
JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD!" I LIKEDED IT !
(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.
(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!
(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.
(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!
(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
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Get the Jose mug.He is definitely one of a kind. He’s super intelligent and doesn’t mind sharing what he’s learned and He’s super sexy. Pick any topic, he will talk for hours switching from subject to subject telling you the way it works and/or what it means in detail and you’ll absolutely find it adorable. He is a badass super nerd that will make you laugh. He’s a complete gentleman and when he wants something he goes for it. He’s different from every guy you have ever met and that will get your attention. He is patient and kind and a total freak in the sheets. His smile will make you smile, his eyes so blue they shine and his voice will make you melt. He’s the kind of person you only meet once in a life time. He’s a hero in so many ways and he’s the kind of man that deserves every bit of your love and respect. Never do him wrong in anyway because you will regret losing him and he’ll be the one that got away. There is a difference between a boy and a man....Joseph is the very definition of a real man.
The Instructor was teaching the class self defense and Gamora asked who he was and the girl next to her said that’s “Joseph”.
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Jose is Very funny, Sweet, kind, Cute, tolerable and Just Amazing! He is always most likely to be taller than you. He is also very popular and sociable when it comes to his Best friends. He is also really sporty and athletic with a golden heart and a smart mind:)))))
Jose is Very funny, Sweet, kind, Cute, tolerable and Just Amazing! He is always most likely to be taller than you. He is also very popular and sociable when it comes to his Best friends. He is also really sporty and athletic with a golden heart and a smart mind:)))))
Dear Jose, i never stopped liking you. and even if i try to stop, ill always keep coming back because... it hard for me to forget someone like you:((
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