Joong joongs

A pair of large, bouncy, sumptuous breasts.

Holy shit! Look at that glorious pair of joong joongs!

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

jook

To stab some one or kinfe them

'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'

by dally BOII December 27, 2008

Joobs

Kim Namjoon's pecks/nipples. The exact same thing as namtiddies

Jack (a BTS fanboy, Namjoon-biased) - "Dude, did you see the joobs when we went to see BTS last week?"
Alex (a BTS fanboy, another member-biased) - "What the f*** are joobs?"
Jack - "You know, the namtiddies!"
Alex - "Oh, they were hot!"

by yourfriendlyirishpotato February 27, 2019

joor

The l33t sp33k way to say "You Are."

Joor teh win.
Joor teh sux0r.

by The Mad Hatter August 17, 2004

joosified

it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.

Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)

by ParceBovary May 6, 2010

Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Joosian

The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.

"You must have some Joosian ancestors"

by Itai October 18, 2005