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Ivan

Ivan is a very handsome man with a nice farm life
Ivans chickens are amazing and good
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National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365
Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???
by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022
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Ivan

To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days
"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"
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Ivan

yo do you see that wild ivan? he got some big ass balls.
by Bloody Paradox January 30, 2022
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Ivan

Omg Ivan's dick is soooo massive
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ivan wally

You can't believe it he is Ivan wally
by Itcha June 8, 2021
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Ivanism

The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.

Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022
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