Itchy Saucer

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.

Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

My Nose Itches

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

itchy feet

very strong or irresistible impulse to travel.

Claire has itchy feet.

by Claire the Bear March 6, 2009

Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.

Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010

asshole itchalitus

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.

Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens

by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008

My peepee itches

You have genital herpes

Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”

by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.

I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick

by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016