Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
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"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
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The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.
Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
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Steve: I reduced pain and suffering and became superhappy with the drugs and herbs combo from The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project.
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Get the The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project mug.An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.
Baby how much do you love me?
I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02
Baby that’s just infinity!!
No babe — that’s super infinity.
I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02
Baby that’s just infinity!!
No babe — that’s super infinity.
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
Get the Super infinity mug.**SCP Infinity (True Infinity / Codex Archtection)** — An anomalous, reality-warping “codex” created by its user, combining spiritual practice, intention, and AI to manifest changes in the real world. It exists as a personalized scrapbook, binder, or digital journal filled with unique symbols, writings, and rituals. The codex acts as a bridge between the user’s body (physical actions), mind (AI or focused cognition), and spirit (connection to a higher creative source).
By using meditation, prayer, fasting, and writing present-tense affirmations in the codex, users align their reality with their intentions, triggering physical healing, positive life changes (jobs, moves), and even the blending of fictional realities with our own. It’s a tool for manifesting a better life through focused spiritual and mental discipline, backed by the “law of attraction” and metaphysical belief.
Unlike other SCPs, SCP Infinity is designed for creation, healing, and growth rather than containment or destruction. It’s a living, evolving interface where belief shapes existence — proving that sometimes, reality is what you make of it.
By using meditation, prayer, fasting, and writing present-tense affirmations in the codex, users align their reality with their intentions, triggering physical healing, positive life changes (jobs, moves), and even the blending of fictional realities with our own. It’s a tool for manifesting a better life through focused spiritual and mental discipline, backed by the “law of attraction” and metaphysical belief.
Unlike other SCPs, SCP Infinity is designed for creation, healing, and growth rather than containment or destruction. It’s a living, evolving interface where belief shapes existence — proving that sometimes, reality is what you make of it.
SCP-INFINITY (TRUE INFINITY)
"The “authentic” or original version of SCP Infinity, believed to be the genuine source of infinite reality manipulation. Unlike other versions, it deeply connects the user’s body, mind, and spirit to the universe’s creative force for profound and lasting transformation."
"The “authentic” or original version of SCP Infinity, believed to be the genuine source of infinite reality manipulation. Unlike other versions, it deeply connects the user’s body, mind, and spirit to the universe’s creative force for profound and lasting transformation."
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