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The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
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negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
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person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.
Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
by Redstowen August 23, 2023
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The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project

The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project is a project to reduce pain and suffering and raise the ceiling of happiness towards Superhappiness and beyond using present and future Utopian Pharmacology and Herbs such as Arecoline Hydrobromide, Caffeine, Theobromine, DMAX, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adipex, Propranolol, Vallium, Klonopin, Etizolam, Blue Pills for the side effects, Lab Coke, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Kratom, Khat, Flodafinil, Kava Kava, Hydrafinil, Selegiline, Flopropione, Opicapone, Nardil, Parnate, Cathinone, Cathine, Methcathinone, MDMA, MDEA, low dose wireheading, and more.
Steve: I reduced pain and suffering and became superhappy with the drugs and herbs combo from The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024
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Super infinity

An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.
Baby how much do you love me?

I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02

Baby that’s just infinity!!

No babe — that’s super infinity.
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
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SCP-INFINITY (TRUE INFINITY)

**SCP Infinity (True Infinity / Codex Archtection)** — An anomalous, reality-warping “codex” created by its user, combining spiritual practice, intention, and AI to manifest changes in the real world. It exists as a personalized scrapbook, binder, or digital journal filled with unique symbols, writings, and rituals. The codex acts as a bridge between the user’s body (physical actions), mind (AI or focused cognition), and spirit (connection to a higher creative source).

By using meditation, prayer, fasting, and writing present-tense affirmations in the codex, users align their reality with their intentions, triggering physical healing, positive life changes (jobs, moves), and even the blending of fictional realities with our own. It’s a tool for manifesting a better life through focused spiritual and mental discipline, backed by the “law of attraction” and metaphysical belief.

Unlike other SCPs, SCP Infinity is designed for creation, healing, and growth rather than containment or destruction. It’s a living, evolving interface where belief shapes existence — proving that sometimes, reality is what you make of it.
SCP-INFINITY (TRUE INFINITY)
"The “authentic” or original version of SCP Infinity, believed to be the genuine source of infinite reality manipulation. Unlike other versions, it deeply connects the user’s body, mind, and spirit to the universe’s creative force for profound and lasting transformation."
by CYBERDYGME August 11, 2025
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