Sexual Intercourse

Something your mom and dad did before they found out about you

In class we learned about sexual intercourse

by ThatAnielkaGurl May 18, 2023

interior motives

a man with ulterior motives attempting to seduce a woman, he just wants to get in her pants

Jenny, you better watch out for him, he has interior motives

by RazMutant January 25, 2008

textual intercourse

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.

by Nathan Goudreau December 15, 2007

intermetaphysical camel toe

camel toe that resembles richard nixon

did u get that intermetaphysical camel toe in your eye last night?

by penisinmymouth420 March 11, 2009

Smoke Screen Intercourse

When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.

Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.

by Naveed Mosca June 15, 2018

kissable intercourse

also know as the famous FRENCH KISS it involves more tongue and has to be longer than an hour and a half...or it doesnt count as KISSABLE INTERCOURSE.. much saliva is needed for lubrication. WARNING: MAY CAUSE MORE ACTION THAN PLANNED! ;)

woah dude! me and monica had kissable intercourse last night! Damn, she's from Texas!

by manida May 16, 2006

interlochen

an arts acadamy in upstate michigan where high school students suffer unknowable tortures by paintbrush, pencil, baton, bow, and notebook. otherwise known as Arts Prison.

"At Interlochen, the food is terrible, the students are pretentious, and the teachers are insane."

by TC February 11, 2004