AREA7-iNFiDEL

Someone who can kick your ass on Pipeline, especially when you're on the Defence team.

A freethinker. See also deist.

That AREA7-iNFiDEL, he sure can sock it to ya in main entrance.

by Gavin February 23, 2005

Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.

Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.

by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011

skinned infield

A freshly shaved or waxed female pubic area (aka. brazilian, sphinx, Telly Savalas)

That babe I went out with last night had the "skinned infield".

by gagaster August 25, 2011

exclusive infidelity

When two married people are having an affair but agree to not have any additional sexual partners outside of the affair except for their respective spouses.

My mistress wants a commitment and we agreed to exclusive infidelity.

by hithere 1902 January 8, 2014

temporary infatuation of his

The equivalent of a side bitch

She was nothing but a temporary infatuation of his

by BigBootyBitch October 22, 2017

streaming infidelity

The Act of watching a netflix series without your significant other (now you have to watch it again pretending that you didn't watch it the first time)

John committed streaming infidelity, now he is pretending like I don't know it sitting next to me. smh!!!

by hpat April 19, 2019

Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022