Indian Threshold

The threshold of annoyance you have to inflict on your friend before he / she insinuates that you are an Indian.

This usually works on people of Pakistani origin due to the historical hostility between the two nations. Probably works the other way around as well.

Jess: Hey help me pick out an invitation card for my fiance'.
Farhan: Hahh .. another birthday? How old is he? Around 40 now?
Jess: Eeewww he's not! That would make him 17 years older than me!
Jess: Stop being an indian.
Farhan: Ooooohh .. INDIAN THRESHOLD CROSSED!!

by dremel June 13, 2011

indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek November 9, 2015

Applesauce Indian

A Native American (US) or Indigenous person (Canada) that looks at least slightly native, but is so thoroughly brainwashed by Eurocentric ideas that his credibility and moral character hold the strength of pulverized mush. An extreme version of the apple indian.

I got an A in my Native Law course because I'm white and the prof is an Applesauce Indian

"Hey europeans didn't steal nothin when they came to North America"
"Shuddup, Applesauce"

by Adam and Eve Beech October 22, 2018

indian tsunami

The Indian Tsunami is when an Indian man and an Indian women are having intercourse and the girl orgasms causing pussy juice to form, the man's penis would still be in the pussy at this point, causing the pussy juice to build up. When the man finally decides to take out his penis therefore causing the pussy juice that built up to shoot out.

"She caused an Indian tsunami last night!"

by The Mememan June 13, 2018

bayd indian

A dumb indian who likes to follow people instead of being his own person.

Dude, why are you being a bayd indian right now? Stop copying everything i do.

by Chunklord320 November 9, 2019

Indian Funnies

Indian Funnies are memes that involve an over usage of old memes such as “bruh”, or “21”, as well as an overly used amount of Peter Griffin and Laughing Emoji GIFS. These memes are often used to make fun of foreigner iFunny accounts. Usually when you see Indian Funnies, there will be loud Indian-style music, an overused amount of Indian instagram accounts, and lots of laughing emoji GIFS. Indian Funnies are ironically funny for how stupid they are. If you see an Indian Funny, then you are in for a real treat!

Guy on Instagram: *scrolling through and finds some Indian Funnies*
Guy on Instagram: HAHA BRUH UGANDA KNUCKLES 21 YEET!
Everyone else in class: *confused and concerned*

by Bootyballin April 14, 2019

suicidal indian

A fat depressed Indian who is going to commit suicide

Aidan is a suicidal Indian

by Dwadeee3 April 9, 2017