by No Hewing September 15, 2016
Get the hewing mug.Conning someone into speeding to divert the attention of highway patrol men away from you. This delicate ruse is executed by pretending to race and subsequently lose to a total stranger. This decoy will then excessively speed to bolster their victory over you and thus lessen your chances of being pulled over for your own modest speeding. This person has been toe-holed.
by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005
Get the toe-holing mug.Technological and/or personal isolation, or real life acts of mayhem, usually by an organization or group, in order to “break down” a target so they’re sufficiently oppressed and more apt to believe or follow their beliefs. Usually targeting women or minority groups, this can involve the following:
1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)
2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)
3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud
4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage
Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.
1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)
2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)
3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud
4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage
Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.
Jenny: I have been having all these wierd fucking events happen to me in the past year. I think I'll investigate if I'm a victim of Religion-holing.
by literalgrrl December 4, 2011
Get the Religion-holing mug.Similiar to the stinky pinky, gopher holing is the act of placing one's finger in the anus, either your own or your partners, and later having the unmistakable urge to take a quick sniff of the finger later, sometimes repeatedly.
The idea of sticking my finger up her ass, even after she asked for it was off putting. But later I found myself gopher holing out of sheer curiosity.
by Mannimal October 2, 2014
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Get the Clown Holing mug.The night took a weird turn when she pulled out the frosting and sprinkles and said, "Get busy Donut Holing me baby!"
by Punchparty January 4, 2021
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