hewing 

Retarded name that comes from two gay dads

You know he is a Hewing because he likes man

hewing by No Hewing September 15, 2016

A Hewing 

A man over thirty who is slightly wet behind the ears.

Man that guy is a hewing!!

A Hewing by dannykent666 October 6, 2009

Hemingway Solution 

To commit suicide via shotgun blast administered beneath the chin or inside the mouth, as mentioned in Stephen King's novel Dreamcatcher. If the shotgun is particularly long the trigger is often pulled by a toe.

Damn it, why did he have to go and use the Hemingway Solution in my room? Now there's brain matter all over my ceiling.

The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.

Hemingway Solution by Shadowhunter_36 September 23, 2008

Hemingway drunk

adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.

Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!

Hemingway drunk by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010

heringa 

Somone who is a total badass

Look at him smoking a cigar and drinking cognac, what a heringa.

heringa by Yoloyolo October 6, 2013

doing a Hemingway 

Traveling and visiting numerous cities around the world, whilst enjoying life; Drinking heavily and having many sexual relationships, hopefully resulting in a novel.

*Guy 1* "Hey, what are you gonna do after High school?"
*Guy 2* "I'm thinking of doing a Hemingway, you know"

doing a Hemingway by Polynices. May 9, 2014

daddy hewins 

Daddy Hewins is sexy piece of hunk. He is the nastiest physics teacher...the sexiest 70 year old man known to date, he has thick cheeks and anime thighs. Will always make you cream and scream...i love daddy Hewins

Daddy Hewins!? He is such a creamy daddy!

daddy hewins by I love daddy hewins December 15, 2021