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homo-cestuous

1. relating to an incestuous love affair between family members of the same gender. Most commonly between siblings.
Homo-cestuous is the new gay honey, everybodies doin it.

After the game when Eli and Peyton Manning hugged I got the feeling that at one time their relationship might have been homo-cestuous.
by Nikolai Vincinius October 28, 2010
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Homo Cutlery

Homo Cutlery

When you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. Since homo means "the same".
- Damn, I got homo cutleries again but I'm too lazy to go and get a knife.
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- Seems like I took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
- So you got a homo cutlery, tough break.
by 13ET May 14, 2011
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Homeless Bluetooth

A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.
I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.
by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011
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Homo gang

Typically found in gym locker rooms talking about work outs and how big they are getting. The group is exclusively male and usally do not reference women unless related to fashion. They pretend to be straight but clearly enjoy sauna time togther.
Homo gang member 1: I'm getting so huge my clothes don't fit. Feel my thighs.
Homo gang member 2: Oh my goodness gracious.
Homo gang member 3: Shower time boys.
by Moh Yella May 25, 2014
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Homo Erectus

An obviously sexually aroused or extremely horny male, especially a sexually aroused or extremely horny gay male.
"Calm down, homo erectus! We've got a wedding to go to and no time even for a quickie!"
by ODSnatcher May 23, 2014
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homeless coffee

When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.
I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.
by Rod Pretzel December 20, 2016
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hobollatio

Any act of fellatio done by or to one or more hobos
"Steve, where did you lose your ostomy bag?"
"I've been prostituting the hole off, I misplaced the damn bag again."
"What am I supposed to put down for Reason for Visit, hobollatio?"
by AbusiveTortoise July 4, 2017
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