hobollatio

Any act of fellatio done by or to one or more hobos

"Steve, where did you lose your ostomy bag?"
"I've been prostituting the hole off, I misplaced the damn bag again."
"What am I supposed to put down for Reason for Visit, hobollatio?"

by AbusiveTortoise July 4, 2017

Hobolationship

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

Hobolationship

Verb:

The act of getting into a relationship to keep you from being homeless

She got thrown out of her apartment so now she is in a hobolationship.

by weletthem March 11, 2017

hobonation

When a hobo goes into hibernation

bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead!
bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation!

by giuseppster July 22, 2008

hoobalation

A party in which becomes very boring or is not very 'banging'.

Man, that party was a hoobalation.

by Megan July 24, 2004

Hoboisation

The social process whereby cities grow and societies become more urban. Therefore, the Hobo-density increases and one must carry extra change and a spare can of pepper spray.

"My dear Charles, I do believe that the Hobo-density of Sydney has increased to over nine score per city library."
"Yes, Perkins, what ever happened to that sanctity, that certain prot'eg'e vibe one gets from the warmth of the library air conditioners. Its not as if libraries are there for the common people. Bah! They're for intellectuals, like you and me!"
"Thats Hoboisation for you.."

by Peetr F December 15, 2008

Hobonation

The transition from youthful beach bum or cool dude living in combi-van to full on tramp, old bum or jobless and homeless vagrant.

We saw the hobonation of old school mate Alex from cool carefree young surfer dude in the seventies to old homeless guy with shopping cart in the nineties

by radar crouch February 2, 2021