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hobollatio 

Any act of fellatio done by or to one or more hobos
"Steve, where did you lose your ostomy bag?"
"I've been prostituting the hole off, I misplaced the damn bag again."
"What am I supposed to put down for Reason for Visit, hobollatio?"
hobollatio by AbusiveTortoise July 4, 2017
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Hobolationship 

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.
1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.
Hobolationship by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

Hobolationship 

Verb:

The act of getting into a relationship to keep you from being homeless
She got thrown out of her apartment so now she is in a hobolationship.
Hobolationship by weletthem March 11, 2017

hobonation 

When a hobo goes into hibernation
bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead!
bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation!
hobonation by giuseppster July 22, 2008

hoobalation 

A party in which becomes very boring or is not very 'banging'.
Man, that party was a hoobalation.
hoobalation by Megan July 24, 2004

Hoboisation

The social process whereby cities grow and societies become more urban. Therefore, the Hobo-density increases and one must carry extra change and a spare can of pepper spray.
"My dear Charles, I do believe that the Hobo-density of Sydney has increased to over nine score per city library."
"Yes, Perkins, what ever happened to that sanctity, that certain prot'eg'e vibe one gets from the warmth of the library air conditioners. Its not as if libraries are there for the common people. Bah! They're for intellectuals, like you and me!"
"Thats Hoboisation for you.."
Hoboisation by Peetr F December 15, 2008

Hobonation 

The transition from youthful beach bum or cool dude living in combi-van to full on tramp, old bum or jobless and homeless vagrant.
We saw the hobonation of old school mate Alex from cool carefree young surfer dude in the seventies to old homeless guy with shopping cart in the nineties
Hobonation by radar crouch February 2, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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