hog senses

The gut feeling before something significant happens.

My hog senses are tingling, I think eric is about to fight.

by Hog-rider March 23, 2023

hog pizzum

One who delights in and commonly practices selfish behavior.

That goddamn hog pizzum Sally Struthers ate all the Chips-Ahoys and didn't leave me any.

by Stuck5150 July 25, 2011

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 05, 2019

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 02, 2020

hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 25, 2016

Separate the hogs

To go to the bathroom

I need to pee. I'm gonna go separate the hogs.

by google.comorg February 20, 2021

hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013