Heard

(Verb) To shit in one's partners bed.

I got tired of him cheating on me in our bed, so I took a Heard and packed my things.

by FcknRedneck May 25, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

heard between the words

Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.

Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"

by von groovy September 23, 2024

Heard

An expression to acknowledge something that is a response to a situation that could be trivial semi serious.

Co-worker: “That ladder is unstable.”
Me: “Heard”

Friend: “Were leaving in 5!”
Me: Heard

Someone: “Can you check on the cookies?”
Me: “Heard.”

Salesclerk: “You’re total is _____.”

Me: “Heard.”

by 815Merma518 August 8, 2021

Heard

To take a shit in someone’s bed

I’ve done a heard I pooped in my fella’s bed

by Cerr83 May 31, 2022

heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials

Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"

by Jones_Liam November 18, 2018

Heard's Word

Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.

He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.

by Pork & Pock May 27, 2022