Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster March 10, 2009

Moldy Haystack

Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack

Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!

by jakerowww January 4, 2009

haunter

Haunter: pedifile, a creep, and a molester

As she walked into the bar there were several haunters eyeballing her in the back of the room

by fathermother September 19, 2012

haunted vagina

1. An active vagina that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.

2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.

Sense 1: "Her haunted vagina will leave you begging for more."

"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."

Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work

"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."

"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"

"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."

by SF_SF1000 October 25, 2017

Haunted Waffle

To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.

***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.

Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.

by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011

Haunted Mound

music collective started by rappers Buckshot and Turnabout that now includes Hackledown, Oscar18, Snuffer, Gonerville,Sematary,etc

Dude 1: The fuck is a haunted mound??
Dude 2: I just be flexin in my Truey jeans

by elvayun May 7, 2023

needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 4, 2010