Hostess

Straight lady that likes to hang out with twinky gay men.

Wow, look at that one girl surrounded by really twinkly men. She must be a Hostess!

by Thismayormaynotbemylife October 18, 2011

hostididy

when you act as if you know everything and your all that and your over everybody. Also known as a snob.

Sarah>>BillyBobJoe is so hostididy!
Rachel>>How?
Sarah>>He tells everyone in our project team what to do and doesn't listen to others opinions

by Tiarra July 25, 2006

Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

by Northerner April 26, 2004

release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels

Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages

by polobearsd August 23, 2006

hostage

Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists?
Usually refered to as "hosties"

"Hostage Down"

by M Dogg November 25, 2003

AIM Hostage

When you are in a conversation on some sort of messaging service (Like MSN) and you leave a conversation that usually envolves more than one person, and you keep getting added and re-added to the conversation to your frustration. This will only ever end if you log-out or if one of your captors logs out.

-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 2: LOL where did she go...
Person 3: donno, add her again.
Person 2: LOL okay :D
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
Person 2: LOL hey!
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
Person 3: Oh..
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversation-
-Person 1 has left the conversation-
-Person 1 has been added to the conversaion-
Person 1: What?
Person 2: YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Person 3: YOURE OUR HOSTAGE!!!
Person 1: An AIM hostage?
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: LOL ye
Person 2: MWAHAHAHA
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You are lame...
-Person 1 has logged out-

by Ryan Wells February 29, 2008

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.

We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008