Eric c heard

Gods chosen one. Eric will be 6’2 195. His eye’s dreamy making ur fluids run like a river. Curly hair such as gods son. Golden skin. A penis that drives women crazy. Eric will bless you with the golden honey and his glorious rod. Eric c heard is the closest god like being on earth. He drinks to get rid of alcohol on earth because he is such a good man.

Eric c heard is amazing

by Eric Fa the top general August 19, 2022

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heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

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Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.

Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.

by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023

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I heard you were strong...

when you were able to beat something so strong Goku pops out of nowhere...

Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you were strong...

by erono July 29, 2024

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Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.

That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.

by JD07! May 27, 2022

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