Homo Hattus

A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.

Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*

by TDS-RN September 6, 2022

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Mickey hatton

1. Talks alotta shit in a press conference and don't turn up and having nothing else to do.

2. Chucking a sick day.

3. Lost his confidence.

I'm gonna be successful today but than pull a mickey hatton.

by Kingkong28 March 26, 2023

dirty Hattie

Where someone fucks a fat girl while covering her in Mac Donald’s and punching her in the face calling her dirty fat Hattie

I did the dirty Hattie at the McDonald’s toilets yesterday

by Steavie G May 18, 2023

dirty Hattie

Beach whale slag love maccies date and a fist full of fries up her clunge

Took my dirty hattie to maccies last night

by Steavie G May 18, 2023

International Hattrick

When a country wins 3 World Cups in a row.

"Holy crap dude, Pele almost did a International Hattrick!"
"Dude what do you mean"
"He won the 1958 and 1962 World Cups! If he won the 1966 World Cup, it would've been a International Hattrick!"

by Whattheheeeellll123 May 21, 2023