A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.
Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.
Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.
by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017
Get the hating Portlandmug. Hatred that is so dark that it could never end. Hatred that sees no light at the end of the tunnel. Hatred that is stuck inside a black hole.
by ChocTalk March 10, 2020
Get the black hatemug. To hate date is the sexual equivalent of having a "frienemy."
It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.
If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.
If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
I realized I kept boo around to hate date when all I did was talk shit.
I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
by knobstomper October 7, 2016
Get the hate datemug. To provide a highly exaggerated quote price to a customer because they are or have been annoying the shit out of you.
Those pink sox you have been asking me about for the last 12 weeks are going to cost you $1874.99 and are a 67 week delivery time. Now, is there anything else I can hate quote for you?
by Jaywonderful January 27, 2009
Get the Hate quotemug. by JDrizzle2 November 9, 2011
Get the Hate this downmug. When you hate the idea of two characters being in a romantic relationship with one another so much but you ship them anyway (or you start to ship them because they hate each other.) Usually occurs when said two characters have a rivalry/enemies dynamic and claim they can't stand the other, but with the added step of passionately making out and being very attracted to each other. The romantic equivalent of hate sex, but for shipping.
"Wow, I hate x and x together so much, it makes no sense and they hate each other in canon."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."
by poolvault March 28, 2021
Get the hate shippingmug. WOW, Aimed is being la hate right now.
Yeah, he really showed la hate by blaming everyone when he lost the game
Yeah, he really showed la hate by blaming everyone when he lost the game
by Dutch Dawn March 31, 2015
Get the La Hatemug.