Your Face Goes Here

Suck my dick

Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)

by $e9a May 18, 2009

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who gives

Short for "who gives a shit"

Joe: I don't want her to see my small penis

cool guy: dude who gives, she'll like it anyway

by nickail September 1, 2006

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A horrible, inefficient, man-made entity that is effectively destroying everything we hold dear and our proud of in Canada. Everyday they are inching towards a police state. In a sense they are a gang of thugs with guns stealing money at an unprecedented rate, and then pissing it away and giving it to losers. It is foolish to ask them for protection or trust them with anything you want to keep in your procession.

Q: Why the hell is my pay cheque so small?
A: The Canadian Government took 50% of it, without your consent.

by Matt_vn May 4, 2006

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Tom Goes to the Mayor

The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.

Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...

by Jackie Deram July 20, 2006

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