goose bump fever

(noun) - intense nervous excitement leading to reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to a temporary solution for a permanent problem; old habits die hard.

"You get goose bump fever sometimes. You know what you want to do with your life, but doing it is a different story."

by axdouchebag January 5, 2010

goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.

"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"

by Bublor August 29, 2011

Goose Walking

walking like a nazi while everyone is asleep in your house hold.

Little Timmy goes goose walking over his mother's grave.

by Emico12345 January 22, 2012

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015

Goose Engine

Old lady vagina

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.

by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016

Goose'Fappin

1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.

2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.

3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !

..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"

... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?

.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !

by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017