goomch

An abbreviation for get out of my Caucasian house, the iconic catchphrase of Joanne the scammer.

When some bitch or your scraggly ex has said something/ done something offensive or disagreeable and you've gotta hit them with a fire line to get them out ASAP.

Works best if your house is looking particularly white that day and/ or you're dressed up pretty Caucasian.

Moyo: 'Sophie, you're looking really trash today.'
Sophie: 'wtf, goomch!! (ง'̀-'́)ง'

'when your pussy is oscar worthy, hola at me- now get out of my Caucasian house!!'

by BitchyBertha February 15, 2017

goomazy gack

1. Name given to something intricate with a lot of moving parts

2. something small and detailed with idea how to use or install it

3. anything with a name you cant remember

what am i supposed to do with this goomazy gack!

(father and son working on car)

Father: you need to replace the spark plug wire!
Son: i see where its connected to the spark plug , but i cant find the other end!
Father: it runs back there and is connected to the goomazy gack!

by Flash_Outdoors April 14, 2017

gogomanflap

A man who self circumcised his own penis with a spoon or another object not meant for circumistion.

i heard that gogomanflap cut his dick with a water melon seed

by Dr.Downs May 29, 2017

goombals

people with same names

did you see beau for goombals yesterday

by patriiiiiiiiccccccck September 12, 2017

Goomba

A goomba is a person who is useless and in the way. They will disappear when jumped on.

"O Sally my boyfriend cheated on me".
"He is a goomba forget him".

by digital voice September 29, 2017

Goomba

Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.

Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?

by GiveEmTheRazzleDazzle October 17, 2017

Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018