giraffe

the sexiest thing alive

“yo brothas did y’all see that giraffe at the zoo dawgs???? it was lookin mighty fresh”

by mohamed abdi January 2, 2019

Giraffe

Noah Beck (Noah Neck)

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 7, 2021

smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023

Giraffe

a cool animal with a long neck.

The giraffe pooped

by arandomgiraffe July 13, 2023

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Highas Giraffe pussy

Overly marked up cheap goods

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.

by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017