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giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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giraffeosaur

There is this one guy in all my overwatch ranked matches and he keeps beating my ass, go back to your own fucking rank asshole
I HATE GIRAFFEOSAUR WHY DO THEY PLAY SYMMETRA
by Giraffeosaur March 8, 2022
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giraffe recursion

A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.
The production issues were directly related to an implementation of giraffe recursion.
by Viat March 10, 2022
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giraffesexual

People who are sexually attracted to really tall people. In the most severe cases giraffes themselves.
Sam is giraffesexual he likes tall people and yesterday he said he only worked at the zoo to have intercourse with giraffes!
by daddy/sheak/69/4.20 July 18, 2022
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giraffe

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022
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Giraffe

by arandomgiraffe July 13, 2023
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Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.
by Cyruschase October 12, 2023
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