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Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.
My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.
by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009
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geezy leezy

To cheat on one's significant other, or to "game play" on one's significant other. Generally used in terms of infidelity in a relationship.
Marissa thought Tyrone was doing good by her but, as many of his friends knew, he was, in fact, playing the geezy leezy.
by Bonedock September 20, 2013
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The Geeza Crime Family

As one of the most dangerous and wealthiest crime family’s in the world. The Geeza name comes with a heafty reputation. No member has ever been caught by authorities. The Geeza Crime Family is believed to have multiple facilities around the world where they control their business. The family is a myth among everyone as they have never been seen in person. It is nearly impossible to join the family, you would have to display immense trust and would have to be approved by the founders. The founders are known as some of the most powerful people in the world. Some people say that the family is watching everything we do. Some compare the family to the eleged “Illuminati.” The family is feared by gangs and the government. The Geeza Crime Family is the most powerful organization in the world.
The Geeza Crime Family is the boss of all bosses.
by TheDonOfAllDons March 1, 2019
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O-M Geezy

O-M Geezy is another was of saying omg, which is another way of saying oh my god/oh my gosh/oh my goodness.
Frankenstines Creater: "O-M GEEZY! IT'D ALIVEEEEEE!"
by Hannburger August 29, 2009
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geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.
Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.
Peter Westby is a DG
by Jerry October 13, 2003
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Geeza

As one of the most dangerous and wealthiest crime family’s in the world. The Geeza name comes with a heafty reputation. No member has ever been caught by authorities. The Geeza Crime Family is believed to have multiple facilities around the world where they control their business. The family is a myth among everyone as they have never been seen in person. It is nearly impossible to join the family, you would have to display immense trust and would have to be approved by the founders. The founders are known as some of the most powerful people in the world. Some people say that the family is watching everything we do. Some compare the family to the eleged “Illuminati.” The family is feared by gangs and the government. The Geeza Crime Family is the most powerful organization in the world.
by TheDonOfAllDons March 1, 2019
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