baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022

Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018

white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017

Giraffe

Noah Beck (Noah Neck)

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 7, 2021

Highas Giraffe pussy

Overly marked up cheap goods

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.

by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

Giraffes

Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.

"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!

by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018