Frosted Mini Queefs

A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”

Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”

Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”

Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”

Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”

Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”

by RolyatEornom December 3, 2017

Frosted donut

The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.

Gee, im really craving a frosted donut tonight Carl.

by Downhillsyndrome December 10, 2017

frosted cake

When the penetrator ejaculates on his/partners bum and then spreads it all over like frosting.

Let's make a frosted cake

by Frostyyyy February 6, 2018

Frosted Sunrise

When you wake up to a man cumming on your face.

He wasn’t normally a morning person, but who doesn’t love to start the day with a frosted sunrise?!

by HirsutePursuit May 18, 2018

Frosted Chicken Tips

An act isn't sex torture commonly used during 30 AD where u have a line of 20-40 bacon people and 1-3 albinos on the ends. The 20-40 black people proceed to brutally rape the small number of albinos. If the albinos lives are spared, the blacks proceed to dump burning tar on tiop of them albinos, cover them in feather, do the chicken dance, and proceed to hand them an "L".

Substitute Teacher: So what's on the agenda today kids?
Kids: Every Friday, our teach let's us play frosted chicken tips fridays with the useless albinos

by Three plus one cock in my ass May 31, 2018

frosted sunrise

Before your partner wakes up, you straddle your partners chest and jerk off causing a bountiful load of cum to be blown on their face creating a frosted appearance in the glorious morning sunshine.

Roberts frosted sunrise this morning did wonderful things for my complexion today. I hope i get it again tomorrow...

by DublBubbl May 9, 2018

frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018