Fracking

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration

The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.

by Jawney March 31, 2015

Frack

A friendly hack. An alternative work for the rather offensive "frape". When one's facebook account is taken over by a friend and a joke status is added.

I was fracked when I left my iphone out near my mates at the pub. Revenge will be mine.

by srmurphy July 7, 2011

flaccinating

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.

Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.

by rg bloque July 31, 2011

Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"

Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

Flaccid Fuck

When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.

Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.

by Pizza Dawg February 12, 2012

Frack bottom

Below rock bottom.

he hit rock bottom and kept on going, until he hit frack bottom.

by Bengy75 September 16, 2012

flaccing

The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.

Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.

by carltonkid11 October 11, 2017