football association

see: The FA

The FA are spineless monkeys

by AFCW April 25, 2004

Football Season

when all the girlfriend's and wives throughout the United States start bitching

I've been sleeping on the couch for months now because its Football Season

by meeeegreeee September 10, 2009

Football Fag

A faggot that plays football. Also if your name is Jacob and you play football, you are considered a gay fag

Friend 1 "Did you see Jacob tackle that guy on the game on Friday."
Friend 2 "No. He likes to touch men. He must be gay."
Football Fag: a person that plays football and likes tackling other guys.

by Hot_Nibba September 21, 2018

american football

A popular American sport that in many small backwater communities is more important than justice and the proper education of the players.

My brother was in a car accident caused by two high school football stars. He got 100 stitches and one eye. They got one year at juvie AFTER football season ends. Damn you american football!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006

SEC Football

The NCAA's Southeastern collegiate football conference known for its running style plays and its Fast and Heavily physical Defense.

Frankie : Hey bro what are you doin' tonight?

Jonathan" I'm goin' down to the sports bar to watch some good ole' SEC Football.Florida and Alabama are playing for the conference Championship.

Frankie: Go Gators!

Jonathan:No,....screw the Gators,.. ROLL TIDE Alabama!

Frankie :Well at least I'm cheerin' for an SEC Football team instead of a PAC 10 Team !

by mrbiggz1985 January 23, 2010

football injury

Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass

*woman walks by* "Oh, would you look at the football injury on that..."

by Adam M. August 31, 2005

michigan football

Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.

Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3

by Randy33333 August 27, 2006