foot house

its when your feet get cold in bed and you wrap your covers around them.

wife : my feet are cold

husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....

by Mathmoss August 20, 2017

foot pussy jackhammer

Lay your girl on the end of the bed, tell her to bring her legs up and put her feet together in front of her vagina. Grab her thighs insert your penis through her feet and into the vagina and start pumping.

i gave your sister the foot pussy jackhammer last night.

by Tireshop69 September 15, 2017

foot hoe

Someone who worships you for your feet.

Foot hoe, hell no.

by Anonymous Plop October 30, 2017

foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".

My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.

by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018

Foot boom

When you've been a naughty boy/girl

"your rude, foot boom"

by E7vam September 15, 2019

Foot Mouther

Someone who has a fetish for having feet in their mouth, all they want is feet, all they think about is feet and the one place they want to put the feet. A foot mouther also love having people putting their feet in others mouths

Man: I must be honest with you, please don't bully me
Woman: say what you must
Man: Before we bone each other I must confess I am a foot mouther
Woman: OMG ME TOO, lets be foot mouther's together and suck each others feet.

by toe smasher September 1, 2021

foot gream

when the foot cream goes moldy between your toes

person A: dude my foot is moldy

person B: eww foot gream

by chris_luva February 2, 2022