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Fluffernutter

When you cum inside a person's butt while she has diahrrea.
If I knew my girl had diahrrea, I wouldn't have put it in her butt, I am not down with fluffernutters.
by Lore The Whore March 24, 2019
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Trump Fluffer

Many perpetually upset individuals believe this term to represent some sort of deplorable strawman, but this is furthest from the truth. Trump Fluffers is a not-for-profit team of Trump Supporters who make sure his beautiful golden godlike hair is perfectly and properly fluffed. There have been many attempts on Trumps hair via milkshake attacks or a random spritzer driveby. These brave souls have jumped in front of Trumps statuesque strands and for these brave souls, we offer a moment of silence. In the future, whenever Trump Fluffer is attempted to be used as a derogatory term, please remember the brave souls who risk their lives daily to make sure Trump looks his best.
Donald Trump walked into the building when a strong wind sussed his gorgeous hair. A Trump Fluffer quickly ran up to correct the abomination with a quick comb and spritz.
by Steve The Dragon October 28, 2020
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Fluffer

A fluffer, (usually in business), it's a person or group that a business created or hired to pretending to be a competitor against themselves. They usually pretend to be interested in a deal to only back out at the last second to better the real businesses chances, possibly for a better deal.
"The fluffer was sent in to sweeten the deal a week earlier but backed out, so we are good to go Boss."
by St8dymobbin September 22, 2015
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Fluff

When a guy masterbates and/or arouses himself so he can look more impressive.
"Nah, when he's in the locker room he fluffs himself before he goes into the showers."

"I caught him fluffing himself in the sauna."
by Higg December 13, 2006
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Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females
1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer
by ElliotM April 4, 2009
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Puffle Fluff

A magical creature that lives in you ear and eats your brain when you are watching or listening to Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers. Be aware and do not let your children watch or listen to those or they will flunk out of junior hight or middle school
"mom im going to watch hannah montana *click* AHHHH THE PUFFLE FLUFFS ARE EATING MY BRAIN YAYA HANNAH MONTANA"
by Dr.acula988982 July 27, 2009
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Phone fluffer

1) A person who is constantly fondling their cell-phone. This includes texting, checking texts, looking at incoming calls, or doing anyone of the number of things you can do with a cell-phone.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.
1) "She's the worst phone fluffer I've ever seen! Her hands are on that thing all day long!"
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)
by Nameinuse January 14, 2011
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