by funnyguy2010 December 12, 2010
Get the sub-flooringmug. the quality of having one's balls out, typically enshrouded in some kind of blanket or sleeping bag, while surrounded by other heterosexual males. typically hilarity ensues, b/c the first instance was an epic, funny surprise and each following instance reminds everyone of the awesomeness of the first and the freedom that comes with having ones balls swangin' free.
G: "My balls are out"
Ch: "G has the floor!"
N: "I'm going to take my balls out too, but not before yours are put away, G."
X: "This is gross, yet I'm turned on"
Ca: "I just found a pube near N's sleeping bag"
Ch: "G has the floor!"
N: "I'm going to take my balls out too, but not before yours are put away, G."
X: "This is gross, yet I'm turned on"
Ca: "I just found a pube near N's sleeping bag"
by dquecia November 9, 2011
Get the has the floormug. Its a joke when someone yells THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! that means find anywhere to go on top of or hang on but none of you body parts can touch the floor the catch is you only have 5 seconds to find something.
by Miyahda_greatest November 22, 2017
Get the THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!mug. by Bagwell December 13, 2003
Get the second floormug. When one finds a sufficient quantity of dope (weed, pills, rock, etc) to catch a buzz on the floor. Usually in a time of need or after a session.
Wake up Sunday morning after the boys have been over, broke, tired, empty bag of weed. Would like to have a smoke but got no weed left. Hang your head down to ponder, and out of the corner of you eye you spot a shiny bud on the floor...FLOOR SCORE!
by R. Monzo May 24, 2007
Get the Floor scoremug. Any time you walk into a dirty, skummy bathroom, and your shoes stick to the floor and make that noise like wax being pulled off of skin. Usually they are the bathroom's that have condom machines hanging everywhere, and drunk guy's passed out next to the toilet.
"So, I'm with this girl, Ashley, right? and I'm like lets go "hang out" at your place... and she's like 'ok, but you need a rubber' so I'm like, this crappy ol bar should have one in their bathroom, I walk in, and I'm stuck to the floor...when I pry myself off the pee-floor, shes gone, so is my erection!"
I was stuck to the pee-floor for a half-hour in front of the urnal, so I decide, if I pee on my shoes maybe I could get out of it....WRONG, it jus encaked it more...HELP!!!
I wet my pants last night in the bar cause I got stuck to the pee-floor as soon as I walked in to the bathroom...I couldn't hold it....it was...painful...
"I got to go to the bathroom...too many beers my friend!"
"You can't be serious? In this crappy bar? The pee-floor will get you for sure!"
I was stuck to the pee-floor for a half-hour in front of the urnal, so I decide, if I pee on my shoes maybe I could get out of it....WRONG, it jus encaked it more...HELP!!!
I wet my pants last night in the bar cause I got stuck to the pee-floor as soon as I walked in to the bathroom...I couldn't hold it....it was...painful...
"I got to go to the bathroom...too many beers my friend!"
"You can't be serious? In this crappy bar? The pee-floor will get you for sure!"
by Ben Peterson November 27, 2007
Get the Pee-Floormug. by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012
Get the The Hardwood (Floor)mug.