Flash Flood

The over excitement of a female in the moments before sex causing an excess of vaginal fluid.

Did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?

by dklee January 8, 2009

flooby

flooby booby; floppy breasts

your mom's tits

by emcee shiznit May 13, 2004

floo powder

1. From Harry potter a magical powder used to magically transport you from chimmeny to chimmeny
2. Another word for another magic powder known as yao used to magically transport you to the clouds

Dude i just dropped an eighth of floo powder and when i woke up i was in some chinese ladies fireplace

by B to da Rizzle May 6, 2005

Flooding the Feed

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.

Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.

by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014

texas flood

The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.

I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.

by Damian/Ryan April 28, 2007

floob

1.
noun:
Nerd, Geek, Weirdo.

2.
verb:
Also floobin' - the state of being nerdy or geeky.

1. You're a total floob.

2. We were steady floobin' all night.

by killette March 31, 2005

Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003