Skip to main content

flash bitch

A person (typically female) in which a single member of a band chooses to infatuate himself with for the night while on tour. A new city, a new flash bitch. She's important for the night, but gone in a flash.
Wow, the singer and that girl are really hitting it off over a few drinks. Looks like it's going well, but I'll bet she's just another flash bitch.
by Zombiewheatthin March 27, 2018
mugGet the flash bitch mug.

Nut-flash

(transitive verb) To obscenely expose one's testicle or scrotum to another, either by pulling up one's shorts or by other means. A nut-flash is typically meant to frustrate or surprise the victim.

(noun) The action of nut-flashing.
Spencer: (To Lauren, aggravated) Laurrennn! Cooper nut-flashed me!

Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!
by Mezzo7 September 2, 2012
mugGet the Nut-flash mug.

cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.
Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.
by Lilgingy August 7, 2017
mugGet the cloaked flash mug.

a flash flasher

a saw a flash flasher the other day, and ill never look at Barry Allen the same way again!
by PyroSkelly July 13, 2016
mugGet the a flash flasher mug.

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.
Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.
by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011
mugGet the flash of stupidity mug.

Flash Friends

A couple who meet and, within minutes, are doing some naked bumping and grinding.
Yo, Dave. I just met this girl Valerie in the kitchen and we became Flash Friends in the bathroom!
by FreddieB123 August 15, 2019
mugGet the Flash Friends mug.

Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
by Beezy253 September 30, 2013
mugGet the Flash Relationship mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email