Felch

To suck cum through a straw out of somones anus after having anal sex with them

Dave felch's his cat

by Maureenfell July 4, 2009

Feeching

Feeching is the process of letting your jaw release and let go so that it vibrates of its own accord, which often vibrates other parts of the body into a state of let go.

The purpose of feeching is to release fear, emotions, stress and tension from one's body that have a psycho-physiological basis.

"I can Feech for hours on the hammock and feel a whole lot better about mysefl! Feeching is so relaxing!"

by tiggabing November 14, 2010

The Felching Snow Storm

When a man has two woman and cums in the ass of woman #1. Then sucks out his own cum and snowballs it to the mouth of woman #2.

I can't wait until we have another snow day here in Wisconsin. The Felching Snow Storm Warning will be in full effect !!!

by Steve Buchan October 8, 2008

Felchball

its a cross between felching and snowballing so you suck up the cum then spit it into your partners mouth.

john wanted to felch but stephanie didnt so they felchballed to make them both happy.

by dick slap to the face February 22, 2009

Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.

Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!

by legitBOSS December 15, 2011

felchwank

Like felching but the guy doing the felching also has to jack off another guy at the same time.

Noto asked his friend Diablo if he wanted a felchwank. Diablo said yes but only if Cowboy could join and get jacked off. All 3 had fun apparently.

by ToeJam67 March 8, 2015

fetch my rapier

What a man says to a woman when he's feeling gay and wants to be penetrated.

Hey Hillary, fetch my rapier, I'm feeling good tonight.

No Bill, why don't you ask Monica instead.

by Cthulhu's pussy December 14, 2015