by Jason L. March 2, 2005
Get the Uncle Fester mug.Felitz is an anomolous phenomenon in the source code of an obscure Linux distro. Through a freakish turn of events he was transposed from tens of millions of lines of code into flesh and blood. He spends his days searching for a way back into the machine, mechanistically creating billions of lines of code... He also enjoys creating maps for computer games. Some say these maps are recreations of the only mental images he has left of his true, binary home.
by Zeebs February 21, 2005
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by mt1mp August 17, 2007
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Get the feitan mug.A nudist party. Held usually in Germany. Males from around the world flock to the johnson fest to look at other men and wear frilly pink socks. Not to be confused with the 'Sausage Fest' known as Lindsay Koscielski.
by Eric Johnson December 6, 2004
Get the JOHNSON FEST mug.When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.
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When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
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When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men
dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
by Kelly Marie =] March 14, 2009
Get the Sausage Fest mug.The opposite of a 'sausage fest'. When a party is all girls and no boys have shown up/been invited. If it's an accidental apricot fest this can be incredibly embarrassing for the host, however if it's intended, there's always a fun night to be had :
'Whoa Caitlin, why did you invite me to this apricot fest?' or "Wow Caitlin, this apricot fest sure cheered me up after my boyfriend split up with me!'
by merrydothappy January 2, 2010
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