Featherbind

1. A lengthy, outrageous online novel and manga featuring many very shiny young men who lead very complicated love lives and are perpetually doomed.

2. Hah hah! Gotcher soul! *Wiggles feather*

"Featherbind has many people pretending to be fans."

by The Almighty Sun God Vaiden December 7, 2003

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

featherclucker

Another way of calling somebody "chicken" and saboteur simultaneously; indicative of a coward who nevertheless does something bold to inconvenience in some way those around him, only to flee the scene or try unsuccessfully to weasel his way out to avoid repercussions.

Can also be used as a euphemism for "motherfu**er," namely someone who grieves someone else and shows little remorse.

Can also be used by chicken harvesters to insult a particularly stubborn poultry when eluding capture to avoid being butchered for meat.

"You're not getting out of this one! You stole my Gatorade, you featherclucker!"

"These featherclucking hens are getting on my nerves!"

by ObscuredOne October 25, 2006

farthate

what you get when you fart in the middle of class and everybody knows it's you, yet you still blame it on your smelly neighbor.

we give justin farthate every day for his buttbonding in english class.

by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009

Featherston

The Featherston’s are the rednecks you’d see bein clumsy and shooting guns all the time and the Featherston’s are always good with people and they can knock your boots off and you don’t wanna mess with them cause they are very strong and smart and very intelligent and funny

The Featherston’s are shooting again RUNNN!!

by Justin dick July 29, 2019

slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005

Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.

Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained

by DayumDude February 18, 2011