father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

Fatherfucker

The title of Canadian pervert Peaches 2003 album, the word fatherfucker has also become a fun new insult for the female persuasion.

"Fuck you bitch! Fatherfucker!"

by Courtney April 8, 2005

father

The person you wish you never knew. Someone that will cause physical, emotional and psychological abuse to a child. He will curse at his child calling it 'an animal, no face, worthless shit' that makes the child heavy burden growing up, having trouble studying, working and functioning as a normal human being in society. The person who will make you wish you never born as a human being

Dude, I'm a child who grew up with a father... what the fuck!

by GodSMH August 30, 2016

Father's day

The day in which you fuck someone's dad.

Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."

by Bussyboi June 17, 2018

father_bakuhoe

Weird asf but an amazing mutual to have 🛐

Bow down to father_bakuhoe

by Shoyoforpresident June 29, 2021

natural father

slang for "natty daddy", a 8% beer thats cheap as hell and tastes like shit, but gets you totally wasted. theyre pretty much just four lokos without the flavor and energy stuff.

lets pickup some natural fathers tonight we getting wasted

by LooLooLooLooLoo December 14, 2012

FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

by MightyMango June 23, 2016