FACEPLANT

FACEPLANT or FACE-PLANT

FACEPLANT happens when you fixate with whatever is on your phone's screen for too long.

Sorry Officer, I didn't see what happened; I had my faceplanted to the phone!

by Icky-Thump December 1, 2022

FaceSpace

1. What Mark Zuckerberg and Tom Anderson should have named their companies.

1. Zuckerberg called it "Facebook" when it's more of a FaceSpace than a book...

by Ryan Archey October 9, 2024

Facepuker

Can be a sign of affection or an insult

That guys very funny he’s a facepuker 🐒💨

Or

That guys very annoying he’s an absolute facepuker

by Cologne gc February 22, 2025

faceporn

a selfie of a very pretty and beautiful woman that makes u wanna just get one off to

Dude, Sadie just added to her story, her faceporn is insane

by DanDan Man November 5, 2025

Fakeuppity

When your asshole isn’t big enough for all the shit you are full of.

Donnie was so fakeuppity about pedo island his depends diaper exploded.

by ilacevoli January 9, 2026

the facepages

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.

Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages

by kidneyswap February 20, 2011

Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.

Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.

by ShattaA October 13, 2017