dirty flash

When a girl is deep throating you and you pass out, falling on top of her and choking her in the process.

"I didn't mind that he dirty flashed me, it was the headbutt in the cunt that really blew the mood"

by Big G - Unity April 7, 2021

cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.

Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.

by Lilgingy August 7, 2017

Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

Black Flash

The term for a black man with premature ejaculation

Person 1: "You hear about Tyrone?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got that black flash"

by CoochieEnthusiast March 6, 2021

Quick as a flash

The time that it takes For 2 stroke To forward a pic or meme that she receives From E to The year 9 advisers.

Forwards content as quick as a flash. 2 stroke - OMG Jamie can you believe this fucking guy... Look at what he sent me now😤

This is the last time again I swear’.

‘Jamie‘ - You just can’t hate this guy ???🤗

by Peter gregson July 19, 2020

Flash Light

A case for Holding Dead Batteries

My tv remote batteries are dead!
Just put them in the Flash Light

by A wee british laddy March 4, 2019