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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it
“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture
by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023
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Fix

Shoving random things into it until it is sturdy enough to hold a toddler
by The great mighty poo 2 September 22, 2023
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Fix it Females

by Ellasmom123 November 25, 2021
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Fixings

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”
by Mynameismenotyou December 1, 2021
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m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?
by roxbox007 February 6, 2020
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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.
Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!
by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020
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