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Fellahalo

Pronounced (Fell-lay-hay-low)
Portmanteau of fellatio and halo.

To receive oral sex while playing Halo or any video game. Particularly an online first person shooter.
Tom: are you alright betty?
Betty: yeah tom i gagged when you flinched
Tom: sorry i got hit with a grenade while you gave me fellahalo
by Thomas Coleman January 3, 2008
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little fellas

Man the little fellas are good tonight. I'm absolutely buzzing
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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felatious

That slut is felatious.
by WOODrow Wilson the 3rd May 8, 2008
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fellatic

Fellatic refers to something that has the quality of fellatio. For instance, something which was 'sucking up' could be considered fellatic.
"I wonder what they gave to the reviewer to make him give such a fellatic review."
by Genge June 20, 2005
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Fellationship

(n):A relationship in which two people engage in sexual activities without any romantic expectations.
I heard they were in a fellationship ever since she blew him at the beach.
by KEJ09 October 21, 2009
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The Granite Counter Fallacy

The granite counter fallacy argues that the monetary value of an object is directly proportional to the amount of money that is spent on it. The fallacy lies in the essence that previous monies spent are subject to highly subjective rationale which may not add any practical value to the object. The fallacy is typically deployed with an appeal to novelty (newer is better) fallacy in order to manipulate the audience using current “trends” or “fads” in popular culture where the subject is likely to accept the argument based upon what they believe is “popular” and implies a “higher demand (value)”.
The Granite Counter Fallacy is as follows:

Example 1:
Person A purchases a house and spends x amount of dollars replacing the tile kitchen countertops with granite countertops.

Person A states that the value of the house has now increased because x dollars were spent replacing the tile counters with granite counters.

Person B states that they do not really mind tile countertops and to them, a countertop is a countertop - whether it is made of granite or tile does not change its practical use and therefore adds no real value.

Example 2:
Person A purchases a small house with large backyard for x dollars.

Person A demolishes the house and builds a much larger house with no backyard for y dollars.

Person A claims that the value of the new house is x + y because x dollars were spent on the previous house and y dollars were spent on the new house.

Person B says they prefer a house with a backyard and the lower electrical bills for cooling and heating, thus, the larger house’s added rooms add no real value from their point of view.

The fallacy is in Person A’s assumption that people will assume that a house is worth more than another house because it is larger while failing to understand the practical value that people may see in a smaller home. Such an argument can only work in an environment where the majority of people participate in a trend that unquestionably accepts the notion that a bigger house is better than a smaller house.

Example 3:
Person A purchases a white table for x dollars and a can of black paint for y dollars.

Person A uses all of the black paint to paint the entire table black.

Person A claims that the value of the table has increased to A + B.

The fallacy is in Person A’s failure to acknowledge that the table’s practical value remains unchanged. The reason for any increase in value is based upon the belief that black tables are more popular than white tables which is subject to change as fads come and go.
by AZDavidPhx February 11, 2009
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Verbal Fellatio

Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:

(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.

In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.
by Dr. Shart October 22, 2008
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