Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014

Examnia

The inability to sleep as a direct result of exams.

All these exams are giving me examnia.

by Itsmattyjayy June 4, 2015

Exasterbating

Getting off on telling falsehoods. Especially of those pertaining to people or situations.

You tell more lies than a politician! Quit exasterbating, and tell the truth for once!

by Dr. Shadow April 28, 2016

exam fat

Extra weight - mostly in the hip, thigh and bum region caused by too much study, stress induced comfort eating and not enough exercise

The FRACS exam has given me exam fat

by Daisylouie August 29, 2016

Exacsterbate

When you worsen a problem by masturbating.

The bake sale was a disaster, and I only exacsterbated the problem.

by K.Sato July 7, 2016

Exam

The last test you will ever get in Middle School. The grades you get from the exams are the final result and will decide where you end up. Literally hell.

Guy 1: Finished my exams and i got it all wrong
Guy 2: Dude, good luck living in the future.
The End

by Thaun February 7, 2017

exasperate

outing all your energy on foreplay so when it comes to the real thing you tired

im exasperated, idk if i can make it

by caresforyou2 May 21, 2017